A/N: I'm gonna tell you a story, as in Mobius there was love. Local hero, Sonic the Hedgehog, early in the morning learned that he got pregnant. Blame was in that Shadow. He wanted to escape in the beginning, but then behaved like a gentleman. There will be a wedding! We all gather at the table, it will be fun!
Sonic and Shadow walk in the park. Tails is sitting on a bench. Sonic turned to Shadow "You, most importantly, do not worry! I'll come up to him and tell him everything. "Tails, they say, so and so, I'm pregnant." Shadow was a little worried about Sonic. "You will not be confused?" "All will be fine!" Sonic was confident in himself. He went up to Tails and told him. "Tails ... I have to talk to you ... I'm pregnant!" "Me too" Tails said. "I want to talk! Where were you all night? Wait, what did you just say?" He was confused. "I'm pregnant!" said Sonic, Tails thought something had happened, but he understood and spat. "I understood this when I ate 4 cans of pickled cucumbers!" azure told him. "Well, who is the daddy?" Tails asked curiously, sweeping the pavement with his tails. Sonic retreated and led him to Tails Shadow. He told him. "My name is Shadow!" Tails looked at Shadow. Sonic added. "He promised to get married!" "A good hedgehog! You are welcome!" Tails was happy for Shadow. Shadow fell on his knees to Sonic and made a proposal under Tails. "My dear Sonic! I've known you for a long time! 6 long months! During this time I recognized you from the best of your sides. Soniku! Will you marry me?!" Shadow was very worried. Sonic agreed! Tails was happy for both of them.
Sonic and Tails came to their team to inform about a happy event. Shadow went to make his friends happy. Then suddenly Mario appeared, with flowers and a bottle of port. "Hello! Sonic is at home?" "Why are you here? His wedding is coming soon" said Knuckles. Mario burst into tears and went home. "Well, sorry for the boy ... He loves Sonic" said Knuckles to Tails. "And who does not love him?"
In the meantime, the news of the wedding with Sonic reached the Shadow team. He, along with Mephiles, Metal Sonic and Eggman, drank beer with friends. All drank in glasses, and Metal drank from the throat of the bottle. Shadow asked his comrades if there was anyone before him and Sonic. Was. Scourge. But he had been in the army for a long time. Serves on the border. Egghead began to explain to Shadow that any wedding would end in divorce. He is divorced three times. All three wives told Egman the same: "We can not stand you!". Mephiles claimed that he is still with his wife. He has many things to do: wake up Sally, his wife, get her to work, get the children to school, clean the house, cook dinner, pick up the children from school, wash the dishes, cook dinner, take the wife off work, wash the dishes again, put everyone to sleep . All this he listed to his friends and cried. "Why did I marry you? You warned me, Dad. " Mephiles knew that if he was at Sally's allusion to a divorce or to get a paramour, he would lie in the hospital with broken ribs and jaws, a broken vertebra, a concussion of the last degree.
A / N: We have not forgotten about our parents, it's time for them to get acquainted with them! So Shadow, smelling faintly of smoke, ran home to Sonic in the morning. Shadow's parents arrived, the first meeting was so tender.
The day of meeting with parents came. Tails told Sonic's grandma about the pregnancy and about the wedding. Sonic's grandfather was already so sclerotic that he did not remember that he already had a grandson. Grandmother warned him about the arrival of Shadow and his parents. Parents and Shadow came to Sonic's grandparents. Shadow said that he knows a lot about him. "It's all lies, I did not have anything with Angel-la from Echinapolis!" his grandfather worried, not noticing that his old woman was near. For all, Dad handed Shadow a family relic - horns. "This goat was shot by my grandfather when my father get married, his grandfather gave it to him, when I got married, he gave it to me." He tried on the horns and then barely removed from his head. Apparently, the growth. "They suits you well" said the grandfather, since his father was bald. Later, the father put the same horns on Shadow's head. "They also suits you well," Grandfather said, then added "Your son is so cute, black, who he is" and after that he looked at Dad, who was a yellow, hairless cat. Dad looked at his mother, who was a red hedgehog. "Aah ... it's him who went to grandfather!" confusedly answered mother. Grandfather still noticed red eyelids, stripes on his legs and hands and red eyes. Mom answered that it was he who went to his grandmother. The history of dating Mom and Dad was amazing: they met in the first year, in the second they were already married, they decided to go on a wedding trip. My father was unwell and my mother went alone. Returned - and the birth of Shadow. No wonder grandfather said that the dad's horns were very moving ...
Mario again came with a bouquet of roses and a giant bear teddy. "Hello, Sonic at home?" he asked. Grandmother Sonic said that he would not go to Sonic any more. "Sonic is ours!" added Shadow's mother. Shadow brought Sonic to his parents. Sonic immediately began to doubt his father.
A / N: Here we are already in the registry office. The guests have already gathered to get Sonic and Shadow to marry. Everyone was invited to the hall, now the process will begin and the music already sounds on all sides. Sonic and Shadow will now wear the rings and say "Yes" and Mendelssohn will strike.
In the main hall everyone has already gathered: Shadow's parents, Sonic's grandparents, friends and girlfriends. Silver also was present at the wedding, but he is supposed to take photographs. Sonic was already in his chic wedding dress and with a veil on his head. And now Mendelssohn's march sounds. Sonic and Shadow approached the registrar of the local registry office. "Dear Sonic and Shadow, you can exchange rings." Sonic and Shadow put rings on each other's finger. "Stop!" Suddenly Mario bursts into the registry office with a bouquet of roses. Tails became nervous. Mario saw Sonic in a wedding dress and told him "Do not marry him! You see, he does not love you, but I love you!". Shadow started sending out Mario. Mario refused to leave, Shadow had to put a ring on Sonic and put it on his middle finger. Sonic did not like Mario and showed him this middle finger. Here the receptionist: "Dear Sonic and Shedou, I declare you my husband and my wife!" Sonic and Shadow kissed, Mario fell to his knees and began to cry wildly. Then Knuckles and Amy approached him and said: "There was no need to go home to him, give flowers!".
The tables have already been laid. The lead was Metal Sonic. "Ladies and gentlemen!" he said, lifting a full glass of wine. Papa Shadow drank a bottle. All drank and ate to the heap. As usual in such cases, this wedding was waiting for a sudden turn. Who knew that the new form shining, Scourge from the army will come! And came all the same! "Metal Sonic! To me!" said Scourge. Metal stumbled, got up and walked over. Scourge gave him some kind of board, he held it in his hands. Scourge was saying to hold higher and hit Metal in the crotch. He was sober from the pain. Scourge saw Sonic and Shadow "I do not understand? And why are you having fun? Do you meet me from the army? Did not you understand?" Why is Sonic dressed in white? "Why does the curtain on his head do? And why do you have a ring on your finger?" What's going on here? " Grandma said that the wedding is going on. All the guests hid under the table. Grandma ran away. Scourge was angry with Sonic "How could you? You promised me to wait from the army! I have 350 jumps with a parachute! And you! How could you! Who stole my happiness? Show me it!" Everything from under the table was shown on Shadow. Shadow was frightened and offered to drink. The Scourge agreed. Everyone again drank and ate. It's time for the dance. Mom started to discuss Sonic "How could our son marry him?" He's ugly! " Dad found fault with his wife "Well, on you, I somehow got married ..." and got into the eye with his fist wife.
The wedding is over. The guests all dispersed. Sonic in tears admitted to Shadow that he was not a virgin, he was not pregnant, it was a test whether he loved him and Shadow was just the sixth. Shadow was shocked and escaped from Sonic. Shadow's parents also fled. Sonic began to cry bitterly. Here again Mario appeared, he loved him and did not pay attention to all his shortcomings, he was his only and loved him from childhood. Sonic married then Mario. Everyone applauded, including Scourge. From Shadow there was only an engagement ring.
THE END OF THE STORY!
Listening to: mayhem
Watching: the iron kaput
Eating: chili dog